{"product_id":"new-homeowner-playing-cards-52-funny-and-mildly-useful-tips-for-first-time-homeowners-housewarming-gifts-copy","title":"Negative Affirmations: Sarcastic Gag Gifts | Dark Humor Gifts | Disappointing Affirmations","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSPIRAL WITH INTENTION: 50 soul-crushing affirmations and hilariously unhelpful “meditation” exercises to help you spiral with intention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eFOR PEOPLE WHO EXPECT THE WORST: A hilarious gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, siblings, and anyone allergic to motivational quotes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSURPRISINGLY THERAPEUTIC: Pull a card whenever you need a break from pretending everything’s fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eTHINGS COULD BE WORSE: No crystals, no mantras, no growth journeys—just sharp, self-aware humor that reminds you things could always be worse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSFW: No swear words or dirty cards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Niche Nation Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67616377143592,"sku":null,"price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/5221\/3800\/files\/hand_graphic_front-01.jpg?v=1790613468","url":"https:\/\/nichenationgames.com\/products\/new-homeowner-playing-cards-52-funny-and-mildly-useful-tips-for-first-time-homeowners-housewarming-gifts-copy","provider":"Niche Nation Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}